Half-told tales

It’s probably true in other cities too, but in New York, park benches are often adorned with tiny plaques inscribed with epitaphs to the people who once sat on them. Dump my ashes in the dirty waters of the Hudson. I don’t need a tombstone. But a modest bit of tin with a few lines to read between, sure.

































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